Nippling Question

Can somebody tell me how on earth his nipple be that long!

How to have sex!!!

Wow! It has really been a long time since I wrote anything here. Most of the time it was either:-

1. I was too busy
2. I was too lazy
3. I want to write something but I don't know what/ how to write (blogger's block)

But today I have a very sort of like interesting but a naughty thinking *or so she said*

I was at a site visit of a double storey low cost house. This particular house's design was different than others as in it has three bedrooms instead of normally two bedrooms. But the built up was the same with other low cost houses which in effect making the bedrooms so small. Like really small. The master bedroom could barely fit a queen size bed and a wardrobe and that would took the whole room, which explains why there are no bed at the first place. Which makes me thinking. How the hell they (the owner whom are a couple) have sex? I mean do they do it on the floor, or in the kitchen or in the hall? They have two kids mind you. Won't the children hear the moans and screams and whatnot? Or maybe they learn how to stay quiet through out the whole process. But like that very potong stim woo. Cannot make sound. Very the potong stim, if me lah :)

And that's the end of the story. Now, I shall leave you all hanging to dear life with this cutie's kiss ...

I am melting and melting and melting and melting ....... *drooling like hell*

I tried to suppress but I got boomed instead .....

So, I was horny this morning. And still am. While I am trying to suppress it, apparently browsing the net is not helping. Because I found these .....

*Photos credited to Haruehu Airry at http://haruehun.blogspot.com*

I mean seriously, Jason Chee's like a Greek God! Greek God of Gay Sex!! And OMG his pubes! Things I'd do to it and ALL of his body!

I'm tired.

My back ache so, so, so much.

If only I can go for a spa and massage and facial. Now that would totally make me happy.

But there's no spa and massage place that caters for men here.

Limited food and beauty options makes me, right now, a very tired, lethargic and grumpy person.

Or maybe it was the bad eating habits and bad digestion. I don't know. Something is wrong with my body and I have no freaking idea why. I throw up the other night without any reason at all.
One minute I feel fine and the other my throat just feel like throwing up. Then it happened.

My friend told me to eat Jamu Mak Dara. Hmm ... I might actually do that. There is one herbal drink that I find very effective in solving my back ache problem. I consumed it once when I had a back ache before and it miraculously healed throughout the night! Think I'll buy it after work.

And wow. It's already 5 p.m. Time to go. Bye!

One lucky day for a little slut ... sorta

So, two times having a sexual dream - minus the wet part - is horrible! It makes one as horny as ever! Even fapping does not help. However, today is a little different. A little different but I still feel a whole lot frustrated!

I had just finished my field work and my tummy is growling like hell. My initial plan was to go eat at a nearby kopitiam. Mana tahu today it's closed. Dahlah perut lapar. I was already imagining the tasty and yummy toast, coffee and mee siam. I ran in my head my other options. So I chose one western restaurant to have late lunch lah. Then, it happen. The starting point of it all. Nature calls. So, to answer it, I went to the nearby mall. Before I went in, I saw a leng cai coming out of it. Acting all cool. Behind him are two high schoolers laughing while looking at the leng cai and the toilet, sort of waiting for someone to get out. *Will get back to this part later* So, answering the nature calls then, of course while hoping that a hottie will come in =p Who knows my wish was granted! But a little different lah. It's not a hottie. He's a cutie. But not that twink because I think he's in his 30s. He was adjusting his pants at the sink. I looked at him. He looked at me back. I throw in a smile. He does the same. I stick out my tongue and do the licking gesture and he nods :p

He was looking for someone to fuck him. RED FLAG! He's a bottom. I'm not sure which I am but I'm open to both. So maybe I'm a versatile. However, I never fucked anyone before and I still have this mindset that if I ever wanted to lose my fucking and being fucked virginity, I'd really love to do it with someone special and not just anyone. And definitely not a quickie. So we settled with just sucking. His dick is not that wow-licious but I really love his head. His head is as red as ever and it kind of turns me on =p And it helps that he trimmed his bushes. I sucked on it and I got to admit, my technique may not be great. It has been years since I sucked a dick. So maybe he's not that satisfied which in turn he sort of fucked my mouth, pushing his dick deeper but I cannot take it. I gagged and I nearly puked. So I asked him to stop. He did it a couple more times but I just can't. I keep on sucking him until he cums but I never swallow his cum. He pushed my head out just before he cums. End of story and I get myself out of the toilet.

After that, I head to the restaurant for my late lunch and I run in my head the incident because well, there are red flags.

1. I should have known he's a bottom when he carries with him a bottle of mineral water. Punyalah aku fikir for what reason he carried the bottle this whole time until it struck my head. It's for douching! So slow lah me.
2. He asked me to fuck him and I don't see a condom. What? He wanted me to fuck him bare? Hell to the no!
3. Back to the leng cai. I have a strong feeling that they did something in the toilet. Because well, this bottom (macam tak ada nama lain) is adjusting his pants in the toilet after the leng cai left and the two high schoolers is laughing at the leng cai while looking at the toilet to see who comes out. So, they must have heard or seen something. Damn the leng cai was a great catch.

And right now I'm sexually frustrated. Why? Because the bottom refused to repay the deed! Grr ... If I know that it's only him getting to cum, I won't do it. I mean hey, if it's going to be a quickie, why should only you have all the fun? Or is it supposed to be like that? Tuls tolong me!

P.S. How do you guys practice your technique? Sucking or fucking or licking or any kind of sexual acts?

One fateful day...

..... he came to my house with a couple of his friends. They were here to discuss something with my father. Maybe something that related to his business. I on the other hand, had a different agenda ......

Smiled at him a little. Flirt with him a little. A little skinship and voila! To the bathroom we go. Had to go quietly because well, parents are in the house.

Once inside, our horniness takes us to the nines! We kissed. We sucked. We licked. From mouth, to neck, nipple, chest, stomach - in short, every parts of our bodies we explore like there's no tomorrow! We had to keep it down a little though I would prefer to go all out on the moan!

I was sucking his nipple *alamak why so small one? I prefer BIG nipple!* while looking down at his package when suddenly ....

"Uwaaaaaaaa ..! Uwaaaaaaa ..!" The crying sound of my nephew wanting a bottle of milk woke me up. Grrr.... That was a dream? A dream?! Urgghhh ..... 

Of Butter Rice and Fried Egg

Here's the thing. My family don't cook for our meals. We rarely cook for our meals unless it's for some special occasion or there are certain requests by some of my family members. Most of the time it will be either mommy (for festive seasons) or yours truly (for those special request) who cook. I'm not a great cook but I'm pretty decent. Though my skills have gone rusty considering I didn't cook that often anymore like I used to. So, we either tapau or eat outside for every meal time.

Last night, no different than any other night, daddy called the warong that's nearby our place to order (they don't do delivery but they do accept order by phone then only we go and pick our order up). Unfortunately, they did not answer the call. 

Daddy: They did not pick up the call lah. You go and cook something lah.

Mommy: What to cook? There's no ingredients in the house. The only ingredients left are eggs and rice!

Daddy: No chilli? No onions?

Mommy: None. I have yet go grocery shopping. 

*Normally we do keep a few essential items in the house. The items are mostly leftovers from our previous cooking session*

Daddy: Hmm...

Mommy: You (yours truly) go and make butter rice and fried eggs. 

Me: ............................

I was so hungry last night because I did not eat proper lunch so I initially detest the idea. I was thinking that I won't be satisfied just by having friend eggs with rice. But considering we have no other options, butter rice and fried eggs then. Oh, I made butter rice because I want to put in a little flavour into the meal. White rice and fried eggs sounds a little blergghhh for me. 

Come dinner time. Took one bite of the food. My face changes. I thought "Damn this is pretty good. I might actually be satisfied with this." True enough. Few minutes later, with just a simple dish and even without proper lunch before, my tummy is a happy tummy for the rest of the night. All thanks to a very simple, bachelor-like dish, that I abhor.

Is there any food that you guys detest having it when you are so hungry and yet so filling and satisfying when you have it? Do tell. I want to know :)