New Definition of Porn

Miniskirt is porn in Indonesia

Following the establishment of an anti-pornography task force in Indonesia, Religious Affairs Minister Suryadharma Ali said that skirts that fall above the knee would be included in the working group's definition of pornography, on which it would base its future work.

"We will arrange meetings with different stakeholders from the public to get input on how they understand pornography, and I'm sure that they will come up with different definitions [of pornography]," he said.

"However, there must be a set of universal criteria to define something as pornographic, of which one will be when someone wears a skirt above the knee."

Suryadharma was tapped by President Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono to run the body on a daily basis.

Once a standard of pornography was established, the task force would apply it nationwide across all ethnicities, he added.

Attempting to curb the distribution of pornographic materials across the country, the President recently established a task force on the management and prevention of pornography as a body to implement the 2008 Pornography Law.

Source: The Jakarta Post/ANN
Published March 29 2012

Taken from: http://www.dailychilli.com/news/17529-miniskirt-is-porn-in-indonesia

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*facepalm*

I can understand if they say that is it aurat for Muslim women but to the point of calling them pornographic material? A women who wears a miniskirt suddenly become a pornographic material. So, can we just look at them on the street and masturbate then? 

I'm... I'm... I'm...

I think...

I think...

I think...

I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOO HORNY!!!

Rant

Started Atkins diet/ high protein diet early this week. Not too sure whether it's due to the weather, but I've been having headache in the afternoon and evening every single day.. 

Headache... (-.-)

One Evil Antagonist Is Messing My Mind

Read a review about a Korean Drama with a very evil antagonist doing things that is unimaginable and it ruins my mood all over. I have no idea why most of the time I cringe when there's conflict in a drama up to a point where I will not watch that particular scene. So far, none has any effect to my mood except for this one antagonist.

Which makes me thinking. Is there such a person in this world? I wish I won't encounter any of them in my whole life....

Mother, Mother, Mother

I was on my way to the office. Perhaps a couple of steps more when I heard someone's crying. 

I was expecting that it will be a girl crying, reprimanded perhaps by her parents or maybe she just cried because she did not get what she wants. 

To my surprise it was a woman. A woman in her maybe 50s and her son is consoling her with her grandchildren just looking at her. 

The story begins....

Right across my office at first floor is a health/ therapy centre known as Ceragem. They say that the therapy can do wonders for your health. So, this son is bringing his mother there. Somehow after she alighted her car, she tried to walk on her own instead of getting help from her son which resulting in her tripping. My guess she fell down hard because the way she cried. 

Somehow, hearing her cries really breaks my heart. It makes me ponders whether I'll be able to do a good job taking care of my parents when the time comes just as how they care for me all these years.

"As we grow up, remember that our parents are growing old" - Anonymous

Y U NO DELIVERY??!!

This is unacceptable!

Mommy and I decided to have fast food for dinner today. First choice McDonald's.

Dialled the delivery number but surprisingly, I can't get through even after numerous attempts.

So, dump McDonald's. Dominos, we choose you! *cricket sound*

Unfortunately, Dominos don't make delivery to my place.

Now, this is very much puzzling. My place is only 5 minutes away from the city. 10 minutes tops. And you don't freaking do delivery here?! To make the pizza normally it will take around 15 minutes. You have another 15 minutes to fulfil your 30 minutes delivery promise. So, why can't you deliver to my place?!

Arrgghhhhhhh...!!!!

Now, resort to maggi lor. Or maybe I'll cook some spaghetti. Malaysian style...

SPAGHETTI GORENG KAMPUNG SATU!!!!!

Lunch

I was going to put on the photos of my lunch but errr, I forgot to take the photos =p

It's a simple lunch. Or maybe one will call them as snacks.

A set of takoyaki and chicken pop.

I think I'm not full but I'm satisfied.

I'm irritated.

I'm upset.

I'm sad.

I'm annoyed.

I'm mad.

If only I can just walk away from here

Have I become too weak?

Seer-ly Me or Superstitious-ly Me?

The Malays said don't believe in dreams. Dreams are the play of satans. However, we also believed if the condition is right, our dream may give us some insights on what would happen in the future. 

For me, I'm not too sure about it. Most of my dreams are craps and bull. But there are a few, three to be exact, that happens in real life just how I dreamt them. 

1. I once dreamt I was in my class. I was standing at the front, not sure doing what when suddenly I noticed a 4WD pull up right in front of my classroom. A few days later, it really happen in real life. Exactly just how I dreamt them. 
2. I dreamt on seeing a gate being constructed right at the boundaries of my house and my neighbour. A small gate, just to connect our houses together. And it did happened a few days later. More like I was made known by my parents that they are going to construct one. But we did made one. 
3. I dreamt a few hours before going to my grandfather's house, that we found him dead and initial assumption was that he was murdered. Unfortunately, it happened. I was having my summer break at that time. 

I once told my sister about it and she said maybe it was my gift. But I haven't had any come-to-life dream since what happened to my grandfather. 

The same applies when my eyelids suddenly mengenyit-ngenyit. Not too sure what's the English translation of it. It's not blinking but it's like small movements of your eyelids. It could be either left or right eye and it could be either at the upper eyelid or lower eyelid etc. 

Smiling eyelids?

Normally if the left eyelid does that it means bad omen. Again, I'm not too sure whether to believe it or not, but I do have experienced bad things whenever my left eyelid mengenyit-ngenyit. 

So, does it mean I'm superstitious or maybe I do have the gift *if it really is, it must be a lousy one because it did not happen all the time*

P.S. Segala yang berlaku adalah Qada' dan Qadar Allah.  :)

Tea time? Or late lunch?

Yesterday I went to the mall after office hours to have a late lunch. You see, I had quite a heavy and late brunch, so I decided not to go for lunch (errr.. who goes for lunch when they already had brunch?). And no it's not dinner because I ate white rice with beef in soy sauce later that night ^^ 

*I realllyyyyyy need to start dieting.. >.<'

Guess where I go? :)

SECRET RECIPE!!! Yeah, tuls sort of gave the inspiration in his comment in my last post. It's been quite some time I went there to have my meal. 

The outlet in Kluang is really funny. Sometimes they make a very bad coffee. Sometimes they put sugar in coffee and I don't like my latte to have any sugar in it. Luckily for me, yesterday the barista made quite an acceptable coffee. It's not too good but it's not too bad either. Boleh lahhhhh..

Decided to have some spaghetti. But I should have just chose fish and chips or maybe other westerns dishes because the portion is quite small -.-

P.S. Yeay! I put some pictures in my blog!

Emo Post

It has been quite some time since I jot down something in this blog. It's not that I'm lazy, it's just that there's nothing in my life that is worth mentioning here. It's been pretty bored living here in Kluang. Most of my friends are in KL. The keyword here is most. I do have some friends - all girls - here but we rarely go out together. Not that I don't want to meet them but all the time if we go out it will be like five of us and unfortunately for one of them, I'm not too sure why, my mother forbids me seeing her. So, I have been keeping my distance from her and it makes me feel really guilty. What kind of a friend I am? *sigh*

I once chatted with a friend in Brisbane ad told him about my situation. He advises me to go and start making friends but even he knows that it will be hard as he is experiencing the same thing as well. 

I'm going to stop here as this is making my blog even more emo. And I'm emo because my blog don't have many pictures in it!